Last night was no exception. We got stuck on a Real Housewives of Somewhere or Another for about 15 minutes before I
Al - like the name.
Dante - um, yeah... like the name.
Oh, did I mention she's never cooked before? That part should have been obvious to me. She looked as if she'd never eaten before either.
I seriously don't get it. Are people really that stupid? And are people honestly attracted to other people who are that stupid? And why/how do I manage to get (momentarily) sucked in? Someone please tell me it's not real. Tell me reality TV is pretend, like wrestling, except the people look/act/sound just a lil' more ridiculous. It just blows my mind. Al Dante... Oh sweet baby Jesus, the travesty! TV OFF!!! *CLICK*
It's pronounced ahl-den-tay, bitch.
(I'm no bizzaro barbie... but dang it, I can cook!)
Barbecue & potato hash frittata (topped with a homemade BBQ ranch sauce, garden tomatoes & parsley) and fried cheese croutons made from my son's leftover Applebees riblets & fries, kiddie cheese sticks, ground flax, & eggs.... because I'm a REAL Housewife. Ha!